This is my contribution to you today. This lush picture of my sister was taken by my red red wine alter ego outside our favourite Salema haunt in Portugal; cocktails the size of your head and Rolling Stones a go-go- they don't fuck about. The dripping leather belongs to Jeanette, a friend of my dad's who evidently loves dancing provocatively up against drink fridges. I think this jacket also likes dancing up against things. Are you biting your lip yet? The message is clear: paint it black.