Well Pearly Wisdom

Plant lavender by your garden gate for good luck
On one hand you can count those who really give a fuck
Never ever go to bed angry
Forgive n’ forget and do the hanky panky
Every story will always have two sides
When someone can’t look you in the eye, they’ve lied
Sure enough, in time, this will all blow over
Just laugh and keep your eyes peeled for a four-leaf clover
Treat others, as you would wish to be treated
Even when they’re shitty and you feel defeated
Family are the most important brers of all
When times are hard they’ll keep you standing tall
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Good times will keep him further at bay.
Never pass up the chance for kisses and grass stains
Appreciate your ma especially when she’s a pain.
Never sit tight and waste a beautiful day
Can’t trust the weatherman, rain’s on the way
Don’t be bitter, grow old gracefully
No mutton dressed as lamb, do it tastefully.
At the end of the day, when all’s said and done,
If your memory’s shit just remember this one,
Live each day as if it were your last
And never regret the mistakes of your past.